How To Be Annoying:

[General BlackDragon]

How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you ''like it that way.''
* Drum on every available surface.
* Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
* Staple papers in the middle of the page.
* Ask 800 operators for dates.
* Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
* Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
* Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
* Specify that your drive-through order is ''to go.''
* Set alarms for random times.
* Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
* Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
* Honk and wave to strangers.
* Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
* Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
* Tape pieces of ''Sweating to the Oldies'' over climactic parts of rental movies.
* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
* only type in lowercase.
* dont use any punctuation either.
* Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
* Pay for your dinner with pennies.
* Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
* Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: ''Do you hear that?'' ''What?'' ''Never mind, it's gone now.''
* Light road flares on a birthday cake.
* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
* Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
* At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
* As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
* Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
* Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce ''No, wait, I messed it up!'' and repeat.
* Drive half a block.
* Name your dog ''Dog.''
* Ask people what gender they are.
* Reply to everything someone says with ''That's what YOU think.''
* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
* Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a ''real hoot''.
* Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off ''in case the big one comes''.
* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
* Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as ''Feliz Navidad'', the Archies' ''Sugar'' or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
* While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
* Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
* Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
* Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
* Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
* Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
* Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
* Wear a LOT of cologne.
* Ask to ''interface'' with someone.
* Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your ''superior mental processing.''
* Sing along at the opera.
* Mow your lawn with scissors.
* At a golf tournament, chant ''swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!''
* Finish all your sentences with the words ''in accordance with prophesy.''
* Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
* Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about ''psychological profiles.''
* Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a ''magic picture''.
* Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
* Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
* Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
* Never make eye contact.
* Never break eye contact.
* Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
* Construct elaborate ''crop circles'' in your front lawn.
* Construct your own pretend ''tricorder'' and ''scan'' people with it, announcing the results.
* Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
* Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
* Make appointments for the 31st of September.
* Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
* Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.

And a new one:

* Repeatedly poke your friend's flatscreen as much as you can.

[bigbadbogie]

I think that deserves about 50 ROFLOLs!!!

And another one:

Leave 10 pairs of pliers on your sisters bed when she has gone to get her wisdom teeth out today. Wish me luck...

[CmptrWz]

When running the drive-thru, ASK people if they want it for there or to go.

Bonus points for not realizing you are doing it.

[Feared_1]

* Give your friends gift cards for random stores that are partially used
* Gift wrap presents in duct tape (brightly colored, if possible)
* Move everyone's bookmark forward a page
* Go trick-or-treat at the same house multiple times
* When you pick up your dog's mess, throw it in the neighbor's yard
* Go into a bathroom stall, wait until someone comes in, and repeatedly flush the toilet
* Talk on your cell phone at the check out lane, and make continuous reference to the cashier in your conversation
* Set all of the alarms in the electronics section of any retailer to go off at the same time
* Look at the top of someone's head when talking to them
* Set every clock in the house forward by about 2 hours
* Cough loudly during a class or meeting
* Laugh at a sad part in a movie OR jump and scream in a scary movie when a not-so scary part is going on
* Always smile when playing Poker
* Hail a cab, then walk away when he stops
* Recommend a product or service that doesn't exist to someone who needs it
* Look at someone across the room while someone is whispering to you
* When a worker asks if they can help you find anything, pretend you don't speak English

Those were a few I just though up. That list made me cry, thank you.

By the way, I drum on every available surface

EDIT: Added a few

[Angstromicus]

* Chew food with your mouth open.
* Loudly smack gum (The more pieces the better).
* Come to class/work with a highly contagious cold.
* Make sure to sneeze all over the keyboard.
* Spit in any trash can you walk by.
* Rick Roll everyone in the room.
* Refer to yourself in third person.
* Pull out in front of somebody while texting or talking on your cellphone.
* Stay in the right lane, preventing somebody from turning on the road, when you obviously could do so with no problem.
* Find a slow-moving vehicle on a 4 lane highway, and ride right next to it so nobody can pass.
* When making a left turn at a stop light, let the car in front of you go about 30 feet, so that the light changes back to red quicker.
* Gloat about being one of three people in your hundred+ student class that made an A on the exam.
* Correct somebody for pronouncing words wrong.
* Take a long time making up your mind in any long line of people.

[Power Board]

By the way, I drum on every available surface

I love doing that in important tests!

[bigbadbogie]

* Take a box of crunchy chocolate biscuits to a dentist, and sit in the waiting room with a bunch of old people, chewing loudly.
* Go around the house turning all the cushions on every sofa upside down whenever nobody is in the room.
* Pretend to sleeptalk at midnight, and say random things about you wanting to be a famous moviestar.
* Swap brand new toothpaste for empty tubes of the same type.
* Cancel peoples downloads when they leave the room. Say the internet is busted.
* Hack peoples email accounts and send emails to themselves about the 'thing they mustn't ever forget'.
* Scare people when they get home by leaving the front gate open and hiding their dog.

[shane ward]

* Recommend a product or service that doesn't exist to someone who needs it

Don't even think about it!!!!!

haaha
Shane

[sabrebattletank]

Answer the phone and begin ordering Chinese food.

[Steeveeo]

* Phone people up and act like they called you. "Joe speaking, how can I help you?"

[General BlackDragon]

*when walking behind someone, ocasionally step on their heels and say "sorry".

[bigbadbogie]

* Go to a gym and follow somebody around, always asking to use the piece of equipment they are on.
* Take all the towels from every hotel you stay at.
* Break every match in the last box on a cold night.
* Sit and stare at someone for a full hour.
* Pretend you can't hear a telemarketer talking.
* Shine a torch through somebodies window at midnight.
* Order a McNugget meal from KFC.
* Take the shoelaces off all the shoes.
* Put empty bottles back in the fridge.
* Take the batteries out of christmas presents for young kids before you give them to them.
* Turn on every light in the whole house.
* Pull all the magnets off the fridge and drop them on the floor in front of it. Say that magnetic forces must be deteriorating and that the world is going to end.
* Put a real brick in a hikers backpack and say that you filled up their water bottle.
* Pull all the tentpegs out of the ground around the teachers tent on school camp and listen for the scream on a windy night.
* Spray some red paint on your arm and tell everyone that you have a skin irritation. Keep reminding people at random times not to touch you.

[Angstromicus]

* When somebody is walking behind you, suddenly stop
* When somebody is riding your ass in traffic, slow down (or go psycho and drive off at 100mph+).
* Continuously interrupt during a conversation.
* While having lunch with someone, get their attention just before they take a bite (The more delicious the food, the better).
* Say "wow, real life has good graphics!".
* Ask "is my triple SLI GTX 280 enough to run Crysis?"
* Rush to assist a quadriplegic as they open a door.
* Tell the waiter/waitress that you really enjoyed the food and service, but don't leave a tip or leave a low percentage tip.
* Tell your buddy to hold up until yall are both finished with a particular task, even when something important or urgent comes up (like an appointment, or a meal).
* Poke around in your friend's computer until you find their secret stash of pirated downloads or p0rn or personal information or something else they probably want to keep secret.
* Use their mouse and/or keyboard with greasy, slimy, or otherwise dirty fingers.
* Criticize or pick at something really insignificant about someone or something they do, and finally admit "it's no big deal," "just curious," etc.
* Be a typical room mate. Leave the room slightly messy or unorganized, or use some of your roomie's consumable supplies (meaning food, drinks, batteries, (disposable) cups, etc.)
* Ask "could you, um, like, do me a really big favor?" Then, they say yes. Give them a big thank-you with no material rewards. Realizing them being a valuable asset, continue asking for big favors.
* Ask for donations, presenting a very legitimate cause.
*

[TheJamsh]

* walk into the middle of a zebra crossing, and make youre dog do its number two, then either sit there and mop it up in front of angry drivers, or walk away =]

[sabrebattletank]

* Call your friends up and start ordering chinese food. End it with: "Oh. and six billion fortune cookies."