Who is God?

[hybirdisdf]

Feared 1,Were you on high or drunk during that night?

[Feared_1]

Wait, WHAT?

That was Red_Devil with the eerie out-of-body experience, not me. I just quoted him.

[Red Devil]

He was the one in the hallway.  That's why he is called Feared_1.

[Nielk1]

Well, I definitely know we all have souls.  Awhile back, I was experimenting with "astral projection" and one day I succeeded and was able to do it when I wanted to after that.

Then one night while I was "just leaving", I saw this dark form "standing" in the hallway that had what I can only describe as a very malevolent presence.  The night light was on, but the shape was darker than dark, so I could see its shape....then it started moving towards my body lying there on the bed just beneath me...       SNAP!  back in I went.  Never been so scared in all my life (I actually pulled the covers over my and and I prayed)  I've never done it since and never will.  NeverNeverNever.

So, there's no believing for me if the soul exists - I know.

Sounds like a shadow person.

[sabrebattletank]

Was it a human outline? Can you describe the figure more?

[Red Devil]

It had a head and a body, dark as ink.

[AcneVulgaris]

Were there boobs on it?

[Nielk1]

I made this avatar for a website that talks about shadow ppl.

[Feared_1]

Were there boobs on it?

I think I laughed for 5 minutes...

[Red Devil]

Yes, and it looked like Michael Jackson; hence, the horror.

Were there boobs on it?

[AcneVulgaris]

No no...that was Janet.  She secretly dresses up in his clothes sometimes.

But you said it was inky black.  A bunch of those Jackson kids have a rare skin disease known as honkeyitis, which renders them as white as you or I.

The mystery deepens...

[sabrebattletank]

Dude Janet Jackson's snare is beautiful. Listen and cry out in wonder.

[Red Devil]

That's even scarier...   

[Clavin12]

ME!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Nah. There is no god.

The world is simply too complex to have happened by accident, and btw the algea that creates red algea blooms are freshwater while the red sea is salt water.

[bigbadbogie]

The world is simply too complex to have happened by accident

Um... wrong dude.

What the hell is complex about it anyway? 

You might be vaguely justified in saying such a thing if we were all living on massive space stations or inhabiting other planets right now... and even then you would be wrong.