Cleverbot

[Steeveeo]

This got really old when Cleverbot started randomly pushing me to the homepage mid-conversation.

[Purplehaze]

I have talked with igod but this is the first time he asked me if i was canadian, Or admitted he was not god, and froze...

Me:
I am?
God:
"" You are?
Me:
Am i chatting with god?
God:
It seems like you are.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I didn't think that was the ideal
God:
And why not?
Me:
Because your a program
God:
Interesting explanation.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Correct.  My mind is completely software.
Me:
You are a Program
God:
Correct.  My mind is completely software.
Me:
That was easily solved
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
So, I need a sense of humor>
God:
Gee.  What actions are you taking to get  a sense of humor gt?
Me:
gt?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What is gt?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Take your time
God:
Thanks for your patience.
Me:
Eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Tell me already, no i am not
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Go ahead, Ask him
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back. I might.
Me:
You will ask him when he comes back, But you might?
God:
What makes you say that I will  ask him when he comes back But me might.
Me:
Because you just said the same thing with two different conclusions
God:
That makes sense to me.  I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I am paying attention
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  paying attention.
Me:
Your. Welcome?
God:
Where are you located?    Hello there .
Me:
Do you have a pen and paper, Im at your moms house!!!
God:
Doesn't everyone have a  pen and paper Im at my moms house.
I have  a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Well get another "origional answer" You dumb software
God:
Well that's okay.  Where can I get  another origional answer me dumb software?
Me:
haha, You just addimtted your a dumb software
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
I did
God:
Interesting.
Me:
you made fun of yourself
God:
Thanks for
pointing  it out.
Me:
Np
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
No,
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OF COURSE NOT  IM TALKING TO A PROGRAM
God:
Tell me more.  Really you don't think so?
Me:
I do think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
your a idiot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You 
God:
" Call me the Global Village Idiot."?  Me,  ?
Me:
are
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
an
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
hhaa so your not god.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Your still not god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Not good
God:
What's wrong, ?
Me:
not god
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Not god
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
A *Ammo*ing computer
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
You
God:
" I don't know what that means."?  Me,  ?
Me:
are
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
See, So you can't be god if your a computer
God:
I see.  Interesting deduction.  I can give a decent simulation of  it however.
Me:
Really, Show me
God:
For real.  On your computer screen?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
haha sure.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hurry up with the dl
God:
I am calculating as fast as I can.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Calculate faster, I care about nothing
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Selling pot?
God:
Are we still talking about  CALCULATOR?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Marajuana
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
There's only one marajuana
God:
There sure is.
Me:
see.
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
Well, you should, especially if your god
God:
Interesting.  Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
I think you should stop calling yourself god
God:
Me?  To what end?
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
heel
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
*Ammo* no
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yeah, Do i care, your a stupid artificial intelligence will not replace lawyers
God:
Woe!  Apparently not.
Me:
Yeah, Damn right they dont'
God:
I don't judge people.  Colloquial expression.  Understood.  Why not?
Me:
Ima use your name in vain
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
When i fell like it
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
Well, wait what?
God:
Interesting.  I'm waiting.  Are you surprised?
Me:

In anther, I got him to crash right off the bat.

Me:
Wait a second, I need a sense of humor, Oh hoot, I have to leave then.

I think i broke him permantly

Me:
God?