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Battlezone Universe => Battlezone 2 => Topic started by: AcneVulgaris on July 30, 2008, 04:24:05 PM

Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: AcneVulgaris on July 30, 2008, 04:24:05 PM
Actually, what stirs up the dust is the static cling of the pilot's polyester pants.  Fabric softener and biometal cannot exist in the same universe.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Red Devil on July 30, 2008, 07:32:09 PM
So that's how the BounceBomb works.  And here I always thought it was some Bio-Metal explosion, when all along it was just shredded softener sheets.  Must be why the Scions developed Static Charge.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: AcneVulgaris on July 30, 2008, 09:48:07 PM
Exactly!  That's why there is no buttock covering in scion pants.  The static is conducted through the blue buttocks into the ship.

Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Avatar on July 30, 2008, 09:48:44 PM
Quote from: AcneVulgaris on July 30, 2008, 04:24:05 PM
Fabric softener and biometal cannot exist in the same universe.

:-o   :roll:   :lol: 
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: bigbadbogie on July 30, 2008, 09:49:08 PM
You kids are freaking me out.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Nielk1 on July 31, 2008, 05:38:34 AM
Runs off to make laundry dropping bomber.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Steeveeo on July 31, 2008, 05:58:24 AM
*Replaces MITS mine with used pilot pants

(Much more efficient ;))
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: AcneVulgaris on July 31, 2008, 05:38:55 PM
You'll also need a pants scavenger, to retrieve the pants of any pilots you squish.

Who knew scrap wasn't the most valuable resource?
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Nielk1 on August 01, 2008, 06:20:10 AM
Look out, it can be done...

Pants shaped scrap of 0 value, pilots set to drop it, and DLL set to notice its pickup and count it somewhere.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: bigbadbogie on August 01, 2008, 06:32:31 AM
Easy in the scriptor.. just hook it up to the scrap cfg.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Feared_1 on August 01, 2008, 12:00:34 PM
I see a new mod forming. :-D

Laundry mod - where walkers are giant, denim spitting jeans and tanks are floating baseball caps. :-P

EDIT: I better stop before someone actually takes me seriously.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Zero Angel on August 01, 2008, 12:06:53 PM
Damn.

*puts away notepad*
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: technoid on August 01, 2008, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: AcneVulgaris on July 30, 2008, 09:48:07 PM
Exactly!  That's why there is no buttock covering in scion pants.  The static is conducted through the blue buttocks into the ship.
Ah, I've always wondered why their asses were so shiny.  Perhaps they're wearing Scionized cowboy chaps, which also explains the bellbottoms.  Don't forget, Scions drink fabric softener (Downy is the fav), which is why they're mostly blue.  Laundry mod, here we come.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Steeveeo on August 01, 2008, 10:45:30 PM
Man, this topic is so derailed, if it were a real train, it would be going down a paved bike path...
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: Warfreak on August 01, 2008, 10:51:56 PM
If i may.....  :-D:

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OHfnpgYrBsveMM:http://www.frontiernet.net/) Put the small one due to CmptrWz probably not gonna like this.
Title: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: AcneVulgaris on August 02, 2008, 02:33:11 AM
Quote from: Steeveeo on August 01, 2008, 10:45:30 PM
Man, this topic is so derailed, if it were a real train, it would be going down a paved bike path...

...in butt-less bike shorts, zapping pedestrians with static cling!
Title: Re: Dust, Static AV, and Bounce
Post by: General BlackDragon on August 02, 2008, 07:09:12 AM
You should all be locked up. :roll:
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