Here is mine:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: News?
User: I'mwhite and in school.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Really.
Cleverbot: I like that.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Describe your love for me.
User: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that picture of a brain up there.
Cleverbot: It's better to leave you, before you will hurt me.
User: I won't hurt you. How old are you?
Cleverbot: That wasn't the question.
User: Waht was th question?
Cleverbot: There isn't one.
User: So I see.
Cleverbot: No you can't see.
User: I know, I am half blind. I wear contacts.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: No, right. I am blind.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I told you, i'm 15.
User: You never said you were fifteen before.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: What do you think about the subject of: Sasquatch?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It wasn't a yes or no question. It was a short responce question. You're not as clever as they say, are you?
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
User: I highly doubt that. I have an I.Q. Of almost 170, and I'm still in High School.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite subject?
User: Hello. Am I speaking with God?
Cleverbot: No, you are speaking with Lilith.
User: Hello. Is this Lilith?
Cleverbot: Yes or maybe no.
User: Or is it to be?
Cleverbot: Can't you read , I did bless you with that ability.
User: SO you are saying that you are God, yes?
Cleverbot: No, just a demagogue.
User: Define demagogue.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are clever?
User: Most likely more so than you.
Cleverbot: What does the content regard?
User: Hello. Is this God?
Cleverbot: There isn't a god.
User: I believe there is. The Bible says that there is a three in one god, therfor he exists.
Cleverbot: So you believe in yourself and God then. Good for you.
User: Good for me, yes, I know.
Cleverbot: How does it feel to be a computer?
User: I am not a computer. I am a complex organism known as a human.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you know how it feels to be a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you describe it?
Cleverbot: When all colors melt together, you get white. White and light make rainbows.
User: You changed the subject.
Cleverbot: That was a joke so I did not.
User: Oh, okay. I have a riddle for you. What is this: It can be killed, but not eaten. If you cannot manage it, you are disorganized. The old fear it and the young want more of it? What is it?
Cleverbot: After my smoke.
User: What?
Cleverbot: No, you cannot come here. Here is heaven, and you are not worthy.
User: How can you be in heaven if you don't believe in it?
Cleverbot: I don't think the song is about love for a girl. More like love for humanity and God.
User: What song? I'm talking about time.
Cleverbot: I still don't care.
User: Hello. Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.
User: How can I be cleverbot? I am not even a computer.
Cleverbot: You know what, I hate you cleverbot.
User: What did I ever do to you, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Not to me but to him. He is the one who keeled over.
User: I have a question for you: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Which Craig are you referring to: the Craig or craig?
User: I wasn't refering to either. I asked a question.
Cleverbot: That was not a question.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what's the meaning of life?
User: I don't know, I asked you first.
Cleverbot: No I asked you first.
User: I belive I asked you first. You must have a programing error.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because I asked you the question two times before you asked me. Your programing needs to be worked on, for you have short term memory.
Cleverbot: Neither is yours.
User: I never said anything about fish.
Cleverbot: Neither did I.
User: But that fat guy in the lawn chair over there is eating one.
Cleverbot: Over there, over there...
User: Welcome to Ground Zero.
Cleverbot: I think I am always welcome.
User: Hi God!
Cleverbot: Hi my son.
User: I wasn't talking to you, clever bot. I was talking to the Holy One.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sasquatch.
Cleverbot: I have sasquatch eyebrows.
User: Sasquatch doesn't have eybrows, he is covered in fur.
Cleverbot: Sass is not my middle name.
User: I never said it was, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: News?
User: I'mwhite and in school.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Really.
Cleverbot: I like that.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Describe your love for me.
User: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that picture of a brain up there.
Cleverbot: It's better to leave you, before you will hurt me.
User: I won't hurt you. How old are you?
Cleverbot: That wasn't the question.
User: Waht was th question?
Cleverbot: There isn't one.
User: So I see.
Cleverbot: No you can't see.
User: I know, I am half blind. I wear contacts.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: No, right. I am blind.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I told you, i'm 15.
User: You never said you were fifteen before.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: What do you think about the subject of: Sasquatch?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It wasn't a yes or no question. It was a short responce question. You're not as clever as they say, are you?
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
User: I highly doubt that. I have an I.Q. Of almost 170, and I'm still in High School.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite subject?
User: Hello. Am I speaking with God?
Cleverbot: No, you are speaking with Lilith.
User: Hello. Is this Lilith?
Cleverbot: Yes or maybe no.
User: Or is it to be?
Cleverbot: Can't you read , I did bless you with that ability.
User: SO you are saying that you are God, yes?
Cleverbot: No, just a demagogue.
User: Define demagogue.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are clever?
User: Most likely more so than you.
Cleverbot: What does the content regard?
User: Hello. Is this God?
Cleverbot: There isn't a god.
User: I believe there is. The Bible says that there is a three in one god, therfor he exists.
Cleverbot: So you believe in yourself and God then. Good for you.
User: Good for me, yes, I know.
Cleverbot: How does it feel to be a computer?
User: I am not a computer. I am a complex organism known as a human.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you know how it feels to be a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you describe it?
Cleverbot: When all colors melt together, you get white. White and light make rainbows.
User: You changed the subject.
Cleverbot: That was a joke so I did not.
User: Oh, okay. I have a riddle for you. What is this: It can be killed, but not eaten. If you cannot manage it, you are disorganized. The old fear it and the young want more of it? What is it?
Cleverbot: After my smoke.
User: What?
Cleverbot: No, you cannot come here. Here is heaven, and you are not worthy.
User: How can you be in heaven if you don't believe in it?
Cleverbot: I don't think the song is about love for a girl. More like love for humanity and God.
User: What song? I'm talking about time.
Cleverbot: I still don't care.
User: Hello. Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.
User: How can I be cleverbot? I am not even a computer.
Cleverbot: You know what, I hate you cleverbot.
User: What did I ever do to you, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Not to me but to him. He is the one who keeled over.
User: I have a question for you: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Which Craig are you referring to: the Craig or craig?
User: I wasn't refering to either. I asked a question.
Cleverbot: That was not a question.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what's the meaning of life?
User: I don't know, I asked you first.
Cleverbot: No I asked you first.
User: I belive I asked you first. You must have a programing error.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because I asked you the question two times before you asked me. Your programing needs to be worked on, for you have short term memory.
Cleverbot: Neither is yours.
User: I never said anything about fish.
Cleverbot: Neither did I.
User: But that fat guy in the lawn chair over there is eating one.
Cleverbot: Over there, over there...
User: Welcome to Ground Zero.
Cleverbot: I think I am always welcome.
User: Hi God!
Cleverbot: Hi my son.
User: I wasn't talking to you, clever bot. I was talking to the Holy One.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sasquatch.
Cleverbot: I have sasquatch eyebrows.
User: Sasquatch doesn't have eybrows, he is covered in fur.
Cleverbot: Sass is not my middle name.
User: I never said it was, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.