Dust, Static AV, and Bounce

[AcneVulgaris]

Actually, what stirs up the dust is the static cling of the pilot's polyester pants.  Fabric softener and biometal cannot exist in the same universe.

[Red Devil]

So that's how the BounceBomb works.  And here I always thought it was some Bio-Metal explosion, when all along it was just shredded softener sheets.  Must be why the Scions developed Static Charge.

[AcneVulgaris]

Exactly!  That's why there is no buttock covering in scion pants.  The static is conducted through the blue buttocks into the ship.

[Avatar]

Fabric softener and biometal cannot exist in the same universe.

       

[bigbadbogie]

You kids are freaking me out.

[Nielk1]

Runs off to make laundry dropping bomber.

[Steeveeo]

*Replaces MITS mine with used pilot pants

(Much more efficient )

[AcneVulgaris]

You'll also need a pants scavenger, to retrieve the pants of any pilots you squish.

Who knew scrap wasn't the most valuable resource?

[Nielk1]

Look out, it can be done...

Pants shaped scrap of 0 value, pilots set to drop it, and DLL set to notice its pickup and count it somewhere.

[bigbadbogie]

Easy in the scriptor.. just hook it up to the scrap cfg.

[Feared_1]

I see a new mod forming.

Laundry mod - where walkers are giant, denim spitting jeans and tanks are floating baseball caps.

EDIT: I better stop before someone actually takes me seriously.

[Zero Angel]

Damn.

*puts away notepad*

[technoid]

Exactly!  That's why there is no buttock covering in scion pants.  The static is conducted through the blue buttocks into the ship.

Ah, I've always wondered why their asses were so shiny.  Perhaps they're wearing Scionized cowboy chaps, which also explains the bellbottoms.  Don't forget, Scions drink fabric softener (Downy is the fav), which is why they're mostly blue.  Laundry mod, here we come.

[Steeveeo]

Man, this topic is so derailed, if it were a real train, it would be going down a paved bike path...

[Warfreak]

If i may.....  :

Put the small one due to CmptrWz probably not gonna like this.