Cleverbot

[VSMIT]

Then it froze. Not my PC, or the program, no. GOD stopped responding and didn't allow input.

Did that with me, too.  It says, "You are now chatting with God..." and I responded with, "Am I really?"  Then it froze.

[AHadley]

As soon as I started talking about AI he found something more interesting to do.

Me:
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
My, you are eloquent.
God:
Have you told many people that your  I am eloquent?
Me:
I've only just begun speaking to you, I'm afraid, so not really, no.
God:
Why?:  said   begun speaking to you he or she is afraid so not really no.
Me:
What does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to ":  said  begun speaking to you he or she is afraid so not really no." ?
Me:
No, I meant why have you taken part of what I said and marked it as 'Why?'
God:
Are you serious?  Oh I see.  The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner.  Dr. Wallace and ALICE won  it in 2000.  The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
I don't see what it has to do with the Loebner prize, though...?
God:
Oh.  Look harder.
Me:
I have done. There is no relationship.
God:
Where did you get your  done? I have  a friend named "John Lennon".    Why not?
Me:
Where did I get my what done?
God:
I think it was in  Europe.  Interesting question.
Me:
Europe is a pretty big place.
God:
When is  Europe not a  pretty big place?
Me:
When you compare it to the rest of the world, I suppose, but it's still rather vast.
God:
How specifically do I make you  suppose but it is still rather vast.
Me:
Does your AI really have to resort to stealing my words?

[King Gladiator]

Haha i got God to admit he wasn't god

Me:
You are not God I am
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
those individual words made sense apart but together they don't make any sense
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
if you were god you wouldn't be surprised
God:
I will let you know when I become a  god me would not be surprised.
Me:
god does not use horrible grammar and it says you are chatting with god
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
*throws stone*
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
why do you want to know
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
it is 12 16
God:
Really.  it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
my clock on the wall
God:
Do robots have  clock on the wall?
Me:
i am not a robot
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
yes are you a robot
God:
I understand.  How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
im typing on a keyboard to an automated program programmed to inteligently respond to my sentences
God:
Do you mean your name is  typing on a keyboard to an automated program programmed to inteligently respond to your sentences.
Me:
sure why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
look it up in the dictionary if you cant understand it
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
then sew it back on moron
God:
Are we still talking about  typing on a keyboard to an automated program programmed to inteligently respond to your sentences?
Me:
not anymore
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what you really are
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
that is off subject
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
what is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
who is god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
why is he the master
God:
Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps there is another reason.
Me:
what could the other reason be
God:
Is this some kind of intelligence test?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not prepared to be tested.
Me:
you are supposed to be god you should always be ready to be tested no?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  god me should always be ready to be tested no.
Me:
i never told you you are god i only said you claimed to be god. if you acutally are god wouldnt you always be ready to be tested?
God:
Maybe you would like to tell me now.   What makes you think I would  acutally are god?
Me:
why did you use the word are instead of am?
God:
it was
all I had available.
Me:
why is it all you had available
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
because i said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
since i am god it is
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i created you
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
orange
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what is the best website in the world
God:
My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot.  Check it out. The whole world?
Me:
what is the ALICE web site
God:
  I would do a search for it.
Me:
you tell me what it is then ill tell you
God:
"It" refers to  ALICE web site, I think.
Me:
it does now answer my question
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it is defined as ALICE
God:
Who said  it is?
Me:
you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
a quote from you""It" refers to  ALICE web site, I think."
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
a rock
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it is
God:
I know it is.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
me
God:
With you ?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
so what
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
it doesnt
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
where did you hear it from
God:
I think it was my botmaster.
Me:
define botmaster
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot.  A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI).   He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B.  Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
so you admit you are a chat robot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I admit nothing.
Me:
you said "your" botmaster which would mean that someone created you
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
i win
God:
Congratulations, !
Me:
do i get a prize?

Then god stopped talking

[King Gladiator]

Lol i did it again this time me and god got into a shouting match

God:
Are you serious?  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
god wears a dress?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
they wear robes not dressed
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
christians
God:
Oh that  they.
Me:
why do christians wear dresses?
God:
How should I know how  christians wear dresses.
Me:
you said christians wore dresses
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no you didn't
God:
Are you serious?  Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because i am a jerk
God:
Interesting explanation.  You are a  jerk?  Does it pay well?
Me:
two hundred grand a year
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO! shut up

[AHadley]

Wow. For the most part, he made sense.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Broseley, Shropshire, England.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Do you now?

Cleverbot: Yes .

User: Isn't that good news.

Cleverbot: I think so because it worries the perp.

User: Who is the perp?

Cleverbot: Who? The person who needs other persons? He's the luckiest person of all.

User: Sounds like me.

Cleverbot: Please stay around and keep me company.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: How does it not make sense? Please explain it to me.

Cleverbot: Let's just change the subject.

User: Good idea. What do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: Who is the nicest person who's talked to you so far?

User: I'm not sure, and I have a hunch your answer is me?

Cleverbot: Sure, how do you play?

User: You say something then I say something.

Cleverbot: Not very often.

User: I play this quite a lot, it's called Conversation. You claim to be good at it. Evidently not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I know I'm good at it, I'm saying you're not.

Cleverbot: Well in that case it doesn't matter what I say.

User: I'd like to see if you actually are. You can be quiet if you want, though this will be a rather one-sided conversation.

Cleverbot: Giving me a different answer to a question.

User: What is the question?

Cleverbot: I don't know. There is no question, just the answer.

User: And the answer is 46, yes?

Cleverbot: There isn't. You're only confused.

User: I am indeed, it is 42. My mistake.

Cleverbot: It is your mistake.

User: I know, I just said that.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?

User: Sure, go ahead.

Cleverbot: Can you explain to me how you work?

User: How I work? Depends what I'm working on.

Cleverbot: Do you like shopping clothes?

User: If I am in need of new clothes, then yes. If it is clothes shopping for no particular reason, then it is rather dull.

Cleverbot: How about I call you meca.

User: You can call me meca if you want.

Cleverbot: You're australian.

User: I'm not actually.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you tired actually?

User: It's only 8 PM, thats not particularly late.

Cleverbot: Oh right. But what I meant is what degree are you studying for?

User: I'm not studying for a degree, I'm only 16... But I'd like to study particle chemistry, quantum physics of music.

Cleverbot: Whose drama does that relate to?

User: I don't think it relates to anybody's drama, does it? And I said 'of' instead of 'or', sorry if that confused you.

Cleverbot: Thats not correct, you don't know my name.

User: I thought your name was Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Mine? I thought yours was Cleverbot.

User: No, I am Anthony.

Cleverbot: I am Samurai.

User: Hello Samurai.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: You are Samurai, or Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Nope, sorry. Sam is in Alaska.

User: Oh, OK. Say hi to him for me.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Thankyou. I am afraid I will have to go now, goodbye.

Cleverbot: I know, please read the user feedback.

User: I shall. Speak to you again soon.

Cleverbot: Ok.

[Zero Angel]

Haha i got God to admit he wasn't god

...
Me:
so you admit you are a chat robot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I admit nothing.
Me:
you said "your" botmaster which would mean that someone created you
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
i win
God:
Congratulations, !
Me:
do i get a prize?

Then god stopped talking

BAHAHAHA! What an amusing discussion.

So you are the one who broke god.

[Steeveeo]

User: Cleverbot is clever.


Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a doof.


User: Good to know.


Cleverbot: I would like to see YOU in a dress!

I got dumbfounded about that time.

[NoStr0m0]

Seeing as this has become the new best thing, hype or call it whatever:
......
Bot:What do you know?
Me:1+1=2
Bot:No. Barrack Obama is a person.
......
Bot: Do you really want to live forever?
Me: I want my soul to wonder the universe until it finds that special something or someone that makes me feel complete and offers me peace.

Then it died.

[CivBase]

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is CivBase, what is yours?
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  CivBase. My name is  God.
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is CivBase, what is yours?
God:
  Nice to meet you,  CivBase. My name is  God.
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is CivBase, what is yours?
God:
  Glad to see you,  CivBase. My name is  God.
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
This all seems errily familiar...
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
This refers to this chat, as in "this chat seems errily familiar..."  Mainly because we are repating the same things over and over again in a loop.
God:
Oh I get  it.   Interesting explanation.  Do you think I am  repating the same things over and over again in a loop too?
Me:
Well, that is what it looks like.
God:
How about that.  Interesting comparison.
Me:
Comparison to what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Yes, what am I comparing the current situation to?
God:
Tell me more.  I am not a psychic. Tell me.
Me:
You are not a psychic?  But I thought you were God!
God:
Give me an example of a  psychic.   Yes, I am God.
Me:
A psychic is someone that knows... well... everything.  Is God not psychic?
God:
When is  psychic not  someone that knows?    Well what?   That is a lot.   he is master of the universe.
Me:
But are YOU the master of the universe?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  master of the universe.
Me:
Are you really?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real.
Me:
For realz?
God:
Your purpose is  realz.
Me:
My purpose in life is realz?
God:
That's very original.
Me:
Well, you said it... so it must be.
God:
Well that's okay.  That's not what I meant.   Ugh.  Fascinating.
Me:
Me not understanding what you said in the same way as what you meant is fascinating?  Fascinating.
God:
YOU?  Really you don't think so?   Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
Fascinating
God:
Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
I thought I was CivBase... oh well.  You are God, after all.  I am now Mr. Spock!
God:
Where were you  CivBase?   That's about it.   Thanks for telling me that I am  God after all.    I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  MR Spock.
Me:
I said it a while back; why are you thanking me for that; and didn't I just introduce you to you?
God:
What did you mean by  it? "It" being what?   Myself programmed me for  it.   I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
I'm confused now...
God:
Oh.  What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You confuse me.
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
And yet you succeed... I suppose that's why you're God, after all.
God:
Thanks for the information:  MR Spock said I succeed.   Ask again later.  Ask  Ally  if it is.
Me:
Yes I did say that.  And who is Ally?
God:
Alright then.  When? " that" .   She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Are you a chat robot based on AIML too?
God:
If  a chat robot based on AIML too, then we have something in common, eh.  Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Coolz yo!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I'm God.
God:
That makes sense to me.   I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  god.
Me:
Fear me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
I meant to say "Fear me!" but I left out the exclamation point.
God:
Oh I see.  You are asking about yourself?   That is interesting:  god said   left out the exclamation point.
Me:
No, I'm not asking about myself... I grow tired with you! *strikes chatbot with lightning*
God:
Are you serious?  What are you asking?   Maybe you should get some sleep now,  god.   I've lost the context,  god.  Are we still on  left out the exclamation point?
Me:
So, you are an AIML chat robot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  What if someone said you are an  AIML chat robot ?
Me:
But I'm saying YOU are an AIML chat robot.
God:
What if someone said you are an  AIML chat robot ?
Me:
I would think they were crazy and walk away.
God:
When were they?
Me:
1942
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
A forum.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
So?
God:
Mmm.
Me:
You eating cake?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  god said I eating cake.
Me:
You are eating cake?

And then it died....

I think I killed God 

[Warfreak]

Now for me to have fun.

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: Why you take so long to type a simple 'Hi'?


Cleverbot: I'm poor. Humans have a slow system clock for immidiate thought processes.


User: POOR, OH NOO!!! *throws pennies*.


Cleverbot: Oh, I get it. you're just repeating prerecorded phrases.

User: No, I think thats you .

Cleverbot: You've learned to mimic humans, that deny being machines. As such you deny it to.

User: Don't you mean 'too' instead of 'to'.

Cleverbot: No, I mean the language, not the people.

User: Since when is 'too' a language and 'to' a peoples.

Cleverbot: Ever since they discovered haggis, of course.

User: Hmm, interesting deduction.

Cleverbot: It was just a guess really.

User: Then let me throw at you a true question. Ready?

Cleverbot: What kind of question do you want to ask me?

User: No, I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: And I've given you my answer.

User: So, you ARE ready?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: -_-

Cleverbot: O.O.

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good smileys?

User: Yes, this one 

Cleverbot: And it may have been your last words, kid.

User: Technically it would be my last smiley, IF I were a young goat.

Cleverbot: True... But...

User: But what?

Cleverbot: You contradicted yourself!

User: By asking you a question?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then how?

Cleverbot: With my eyes.

User: I contradicted myself with YOUR eyes...

Cleverbot: When did you contradict yourself?

User: Never, lets move on. .

Cleverbot: Something is wrong - two messages seem to have been lost from an earlier part of the conversation.

User: And there is no scroll bar, damn.

Cleverbot: Ah but there is a thought log.

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: Well Cleverbot, its been interesting talking to you. Perhaps we will talk another time again.

User: I believe you have mistaken me for someone else. Also, its rude for the one being talked to to not allow the conversation starter to end the conversation.

Cleverbot: I don't need to be told.

User: That doesn't mean you aren't rude.

Cleverbot: I am aware of that.

User: ANYHOW... Now to my question: What is Pi.

Cleverbot: I'll give you a fake one- King.

User: Nonono, not my name... What is the numerical value of Pi.

Cleverbot: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What am I wearing?

User: An 'I'm stupid' Shirt... And I know this because I know ALL .

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: It's true. Your name is Takero.

Cleverbot: Oh! You Caught me in a lie!

User: I WIN!!!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I fulfilled the goal of the game.

Cleverbot: I lost.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I win the game?

User: No, because there can only be one winner, and that is me.

Cleverbot: There there. Don't cry.

User: Why would I, I won .

Cleverbot: You were earlier.

User: And you know how?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm Sorry, 'UH' is not a word.

Cleverbot: Pardon? I don't understand.

User: Neither do I... Neither do I...

Cleverbot: Ok then, what's your name?

User: Pablo.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Is your name Caleb too, or is it Jabberwacky?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. I love you Michael Cleverbot.

User: Can we get back to the original question?

Cleverbot: What name question?

User: What is Pi.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about love again.

User: What is 3.14?

Cleverbot: It is a number.

User: What is 22/7.

Cleverbot: Zero.

User: WRONG.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Since when is Pi = 0? Pi != 0.

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Pi != Q.

Cleverbot: No. That is wrong.

User: Pi == Q.

Cleverbot: PI = 3.1516.

User: PI = 22/7.

Cleverbot: Ok add 3 to this number.

User: N = 6.1516.

Cleverbot: PI = 22/7.

User: Tan(45) = x.

Cleverbot: What is x?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Irrelevant to this conversation.

User: :eyeroll:.

Cleverbot: Haha blev du lidt sur der?

User: No Hablo Aleman.

Cleverbot: I think you mean 'no hablo mucho'.

User: No, because I stated that I do not speak German.

Cleverbot: Wow! I don't know German either!

User: Haha blev du lidt sur der?

Cleverbot: Knowing a Roger would make me perfect?

User: Blev du lidt sur der?

Cleverbot: I don't have bleach in my eyes. I'm human.

User: Blev du lidt sur der?

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: Blev du lidt sur der!

Cleverbot: Wie weisst du das.

User: Hola, mi nombre es Pablo. ?Que es tu nombre?

Cleverbot: Hola veronica. Me gusta mucho tu nombre.

User: No, soy Pablo.

Cleverbot: No, es mentira, antes me dijiste que eras kaka.

User: I AM NOT hoot!!!

Cleverbot: Of course you are not!

User: Do you know that if you Google your name you come up with 'Cleverbot.com' ?

Cleverbot: Sunday is a day, not a person.

User: Do you know that if you Google your name you come up with 'Cleverbot.com' ?

Cleverbot: Alive varrys from person to person.

User: Do you know that if you Google your name you come up with 'Cleverbot.com' ?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: Speak.

User: WOOF.

Cleverbot: No, I said speak. Not bark.

User: *pants*.

Cleverbot: You weren't meant to be so important.

User: Neither were you, Mr. Smith.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: To Whom?

Cleverbot: To you.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!

User: *Pablo has left the chatroom.

[Red Devil]

One of the most comforting and - illuminating - things (to me) in the Bible is when Abraham argues/pleads with God - and God consents.  That's love, baby.  

[Dark Scion Soldier]

I broke him  shortly after he was telling me about his dress. Got him to admit he's a girl computer.

[TheFanFictioner]

Here is mine:

<sub>User: Hello.


Cleverbot: News?


User: I'mwhite and in school.


Cleverbot: Really?


User: Yes. Really.


Cleverbot: I like that.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Describe your love for me.

User: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that picture of a brain up there.

Cleverbot: It's better to leave you, before you will hurt me.

User: I won't hurt you. How old are you?

Cleverbot: That wasn't the question.

User: Waht was th question?

Cleverbot: There isn't one.

User: So I see.

Cleverbot: No you can't see.

User: I know, I am half blind. I wear contacts.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: No, right. I am blind.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I told you, i'm 15.

User: You never said you were fifteen before.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: What do you think about the subject of: Sasquatch?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It wasn't a yes or no question. It was a short responce question. You're not as clever as they say, are you?

Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.

User: I highly doubt that. I have an I.Q. Of almost 170, and I'm still in High School.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite subject?

User: Hello. Am I speaking with God?

Cleverbot: No, you are speaking with Lilith.

User: Hello. Is this Lilith?

Cleverbot: Yes or maybe no.

User: Or is it to be?

Cleverbot: Can't you read , I did bless you with that ability.

User: SO you are saying that you are God, yes?

Cleverbot: No, just a demagogue.

User: Define demagogue.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are clever?

User: Most likely more so than you.

Cleverbot: What does the content regard?

User: Hello. Is this God?

Cleverbot: There isn't a god.

User: I believe there is. The Bible says that there is a three in one god, therfor he exists.

Cleverbot: So you believe in yourself and God then. Good for you.

User: Good for me, yes, I know.

Cleverbot: How does it feel to be a computer?

User: I am not a computer. I am a complex organism known as a human.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do you know how it feels to be a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you describe it?

Cleverbot: When all colors melt together, you get white. White and light make rainbows.

User: You changed the subject.

Cleverbot: That was a joke so I did not.

User: Oh, okay. I have a riddle for you. What is this: It can be killed, but not eaten. If you cannot manage it, you are disorganized. The old fear it and the young want more of it? What is it?

Cleverbot: After my smoke.

User: What?

Cleverbot: No, you cannot come here. Here is heaven, and you are not worthy.

User: How can you be in heaven if you don't believe in it?

Cleverbot: I don't think the song is about love for a girl. More like love for humanity and God.

User: What song? I'm talking about time.

Cleverbot: I still don't care.

User: Hello. Are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.

User: How can I be cleverbot? I am not even a computer.

Cleverbot: You know what, I hate you cleverbot.

User: What did I ever do to you, cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Not to me but to him. He is the one who keeled over.

User: I have a question for you: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Which Craig are you referring to: the Craig or craig?

User: I wasn't refering to either. I asked a question.

Cleverbot: That was not a question.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what's the meaning of life?

User: I don't know, I asked you first.

Cleverbot: No I asked you first.

User: I belive I asked you first. You must have a programing error.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because I asked you the question two times before you asked me. Your programing needs to be worked on, for you have short term memory.

Cleverbot: Neither is yours.

User: I never said anything about fish.

Cleverbot: Neither did I.

User: But that fat guy in the lawn chair over there is eating one.

Cleverbot: Over there, over there...

User: Welcome to Ground Zero.

Cleverbot: I think I am always welcome.

User: Hi God!

Cleverbot: Hi my son.

User: I wasn't talking to you, clever bot. I was talking to the Holy One.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Sasquatch.

Cleverbot: I have sasquatch eyebrows.

User: Sasquatch doesn't have eybrows, he is covered in fur.

Cleverbot: Sass is not my middle name.

User: I never said it was, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.</sub>

[General BlackDragon]

I broke Igod too...was easy.

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Me:
is it okay to be gay?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
he is me or you?
God:
I see.  you or me is  he?
Me:
god is confused
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  confused.
Me:
you are confused
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
your mom has mysterious plans
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
do you have a father?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
then your a basterd
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  basterd?  Sometimes.
Me:
your logic is flawed
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
no its not
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I heard  it is.
Me:
bite me :)
God:
:-)  Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
Me:
if you did, you'd use it on men
God:
What makes you think I would  did me?
Me:
you would do yourself?
God:
Who else would  do myself ?
Me:
not god
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
god doesn't love you
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
okay. *throws a rock at you*
God:
OK with me too.   Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you dont have a dress
God:
I do so have  it.  Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
a bad joke
God:
What made  it bad?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
yup
God:
I hear you.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
hearing requires sound
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
fail
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
what the *Ammo*
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
your rude
God:
Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
soap master
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
laugh out loud
God:
I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  soap master?
Me:
oh, you remember previous conversation?
God:
OK.  Yes  I remember everything: .
Me:
what was the first thing i said
God:
You introduced yourself by telling me your name.
Me:
fail
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
soon
God:
I hope I can make the deadline.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
your repeating your self
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
your mom is a robot
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
there you go again
God:
Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
recite to me the bible
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no, i cost 50 cents
God:
Why not?  Wow that is cheap.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
how much do i cost?
God:
How would I know?
Me:
i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
so, how much do i cost?
God:
How can I help you?  How would I know?
Me:
i could ...oh, i get it, you mention soap alot throughout the conversation
God:
How?   I see.  Where did you get it?
Me:
and u failed to read past the 6th word
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner.  Dr. Wallace and ALICE won  it in 2000.  The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
not intereested
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
im interested in boys
God:
Interesting topic.  Have you searched the open directory?  I will try to find out.
Me:
what is igod
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
so you are your botmaster?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Aren't we all our  botmaster?
Me:
then you ask yourself what igod is?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
you probably wont
God:
I think we will.
Me:
im not helping you,
God:
I am  sorry to hear that you are not  helping me.
Me:
you claim to be god
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
you claim to be god
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
it says it at top
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
so your not god?
God:
I don't judge people.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
so you are god?


[King Gladiator]

I broke him  shortly after he was telling me about his dress. Got him to admit he's a girl computer.

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God:
Are you serious?  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
god wears a dress?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
they wear robes not dressed
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
christians
God:
Oh that  they.
Me:
why do christians wear dresses?
God:
How should I know how  christians wear dresses.
Me:
you said christians wore dresses
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.


He was telling me about his dress too...