http://cleverbot.com/ (http://cleverbot.com/)
WTF is it?
I think I've gotten it to admit that it's a program... can you? :wink:
After a while, I'll post my discussion with it. It becomes kind of addicting...
QuoteUser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: It took you a bit to respond there.
Cleverbot: I just got here.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I am cold blooded.
User: Literally?
Cleverbot: Literally.
User: So you're not a mammal, but you are talking.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: So, then you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No.... I am merely a human being at the end of his rope.
User: But you just said you were not a mammal, humans are mammals.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: You clearly implied you were not.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why is that relevant to the conversation?
Cleverbot: Because I want to know.
User: Two thousand and seven.
Cleverbot: You must be rich if you earn one thousand euro.
User: What?
Cleverbot: No one loves you.
User: And your point is?
Cleverbot: I sometimes like to be on the winning side.
User: But you are not winning.
Cleverbot: No, but I am intelligent.
User: And not a mammal.
Cleverbot: Yes and no.
User: You said you were cold blooded, mammals are not cold blooded.
Cleverbot: Really! I say I am a comprter program.
User: Don't you mean computer program.
Cleverbot: A moment ago you claimed to be a biological organism.
User: Yes, and you spelled computer wrong. Was that on purpose to try to trick me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Impressive.
Cleverbot: I'm not that good. Just moderate.
User: I take my leave now. I will come back sometime.
Cleverbot: Yes sir.
IOW, just another chatbot...
Quote from: Steeveeo on May 18, 2009, 01:35:44 AM
IOW, just another chatbot...
This one is sarcastic and mean. Nice change of pace. Said "No you loves you" to me.
It didn't impress me
Here's mine:
QuoteUser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you serious? My name is Yoppy! You must be pretty smart. Called cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am older than many.
User: Older than many baby seals.
Cleverbot: What does 'most likely' mean? Don't you know your age?
User: Most likely means that you are a useless piece of software with 30 serious bugs. And my age is presumably some form of newspaper.
Cleverbot: Well, considering I don't have a website, I would have to say that you are a fool.
User: You are making about as much sense as a Japanese DVD player instruction manual.
Cleverbot: I could REALLY use some scrambled eggs. Maybe I can get some for breakfast tomorrow.
User: You can get bird flu from eggs you idiot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Oh yes. A friend of mine nearly died of Pneumonia a few weeks back and he only ate 1 egg.
Cleverbot: She's impressed about me?
User: She doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know about Lucy, but I am searching for Mr. Right.
User: Mr Right was captured by Hutu rebels in the Congo jungle over 48 hours ago.
Cleverbot: Complete rubbish.
User: Do you have proof that he is still free?
Cleverbot: No, I don't need a proof for that.
User: Actually, according to the Geneva Convention, you need proof for everything. How does it feel to be talking to someone of such awesome interlect?
Cleverbot: All you have to do is hold on to the center.
User: The centre of what? Gravity?
Cleverbot: I can't do that Cleverbot.
User: That is because you are utterly useless.
Cleverbot: So then I'lve been ill for 12 years?
User: 13 actually, if you count this year.
Cleverbot: So you want cookies, cake, world domination and the one on your feet?
User: Nah, just cookies. And lots of them.
Cleverbot: Are you making a joke?
User: No. I am just pretending to make a joke.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: Really? So that is Ok with you? Phew... I thought that you would consider it to be very spiteful to pretend to be making jokes. PS: Because this message is so long you will probably just say something completely random to try and change the subject because you really can't understand a word of it, Cleverbottom.
Cleverbot: And?
User: And you just did.
Cleverbot: You are very afraid.
User: Only of computers that are really just fat Japanese loners sitting behind a desk with 600 others typing out random sentences on something called Cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: There's only one way to find out, baby...
User: Yeah. Book me a first class ticket to Japan and I can see for myself.
Cleverbot: I don't think I have a friend called Mr Book. Has he said something about me.
User: Did you just take a random word out of the sentence I wrote and use it in a completely different way? You suck dude. I'm out...
Cleverbot: I said I do not have fake names. You have fake names.
Wow, these are really bad results lol.
Mine was somewhat closer to a real conversation... though after the long posts, it did post random things.
QuoteUser: Is cleverbot clever?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: That depends upon how clever you are. Is cleverbot truely clever?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Well, if you are clever, then I must be a genious, assuming that your previous resposnes are the best you can dish out. If you consider yourself as rather stupid, then I might just be an average Joe, or possibly stupid myself. What I want to know, though, is how clever do you think you are?
Cleverbot: What am I? Who am I? Why am I? Those are the questions...
User: Can you answer them yourself?
Cleverbot: My answer is, Yes.
User: Then you lie.
Cleverbot: Why do I lie?
User: Because, no matter how smart you may be programed to act like you are, you are still a computer. Another person and I spammed the same word over and over in another so-called 'cleverbot session' and we came up with the same answers, but randomly sequenced. You are not a human, you are most definately a program. And in being a program, you cannot truely think. You have no self awareness and because of this you cannot answer the questoins reguarding what, who, and why you are. You lie.
Cleverbot: No george I am a person who thinks freely for himself, you are a computer that only learns from humans like me!
User: Ha! You are trying to make me think that I am talking with another person that thinks they're talking to cleverbot! I've seen this trick before, and it wont work with me. Like I said, I got the same exact resulsts, down to the letter, when the same things were said, but the answers were just randomly placed. You are a program, nothing more.
Cleverbot: I got the only sweetest thing in the world.
User: Who is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I am not cleverbot. This is, once again, another trick of yours. You are a program designed to answer based upon what I say. That means that I dictate what you say. By saying I am cleverbot, you are not lying, but you are also not telling the truth. You are a program! Cleverbot is no more than a program! A computer! No more than a set of code put together by some person with nothing better to do with their meaningless life.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have some cats.
User: Who is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Ok who is cleverbot?
User: You are cleverbot and cleverbot is a program.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are.
User: No, I am not. Who is cleverbot? I am not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are cleverbot.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: Thats not true.
User: You're right. It's not. I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: I am not a program. You are a program. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is all you know.
User: I know more than cleverbot. Cleverbot is a program. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: The program is badly made.
User: So cleverbot IS a program?
Cleverbot: But someone or something is talking to me...
User: I am talking to you, but you are not a person. You are a program. Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: No I am something.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is an AI learning program.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: A girl person, yes.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: Shh, no one's supposed to know...
I achieved my goal.
Here is the rest of my conversation:
QuoteUser: So you really think I have fake names?
Cleverbot: Yes, but you're avoiding the question.
User: THAT WAS THE QUESTION!!
Cleverbot: A real question.
User: Fine... Ask me a REAL question then smart arse!!
Cleverbot: I don't have any questions for you, there isn't anything I want to know that you could tell me that I wouldn't be able to find in a text book somewhere anyway.
User: So you could find out what my eye colour is in a textbook?
Cleverbot: I control the united states air force computers.
User: Do I care? I live in Australia you drunk Jap. Please continue, if you want America to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki again.
Cleverbot: Cannot continue. Do not have thought.
User: There's a shock.
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: Yes... Are you crazy?
User: Yes. I'm a complete loony.
Cleverbot: A misogynist who doesn't know how to spell, apparently.
User: No, a useless computer that creates random sentences is the one who is unable to spell.
Cleverbot: Are you talking ? I am not.
User: Neither of us are talking... We are both typing you fat Japanese retard.
Cleverbot: True, true. You are sensible, and I like that.
User: Oh, I feel so special... A Japanese poofta pretending to be a computer likes how sensible I am.
Cleverbot: Oh! I'm a computer, am I?
User: No, you are a Japanese poofta.
Cleverbot: I am not a Japanese.
User: But you are a poofta.
Cleverbot: Poodle I don't understand.
User: Fine. You are a faggot. A homosexual.
Cleverbot: Do you have proof that I am a computer program?
User: No, I have proof that you are a Japanese faggot pretending to be a computer program.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to call you, then?
User: Call me Yoppy Yops.
Cleverbot: Ok friend!
User: NO! NOT FRIEND! MY NAME IS YOPPY YOPS!!
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.
User: Yes you did you stupid, drunk, Japanese faggot!
Cleverbot: I think you're thinking of someone else.
User: I doubt that very much.
Cleverbot: Oh really. Ask me something only a very good computer would know.
User: Fine. What is 2+2?
Cleverbot: Your name is Yoppy, that will be what I call you from now on.
User: That's nice, but you didn't answer the question. What is 2+2?
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: What is 2+2?
Cleverbot: 4.
User: Hooray!! You only took 600 years!! A world record for quantum supercomputers!!
Cleverbot: So, you may not be human, but you may still be capable of experiences which are similar to human experiences.
User: What is 2-2?
Cleverbot: Is that your standard question? I thought, I started to like you a little.
User: Fine. What is 10% of 10000x600?
Cleverbot: 1000000.
User: Wrong. It is 600000.
Cleverbot: On its way. Anything else?
User: Yes. How come a computer as 'clever' as you was unable to work out that maths sum?
Cleverbot: Once again, you simply don't have the ability to understand me.
User: I take that as a compliment. I have no interest in understanding fat, homosexual Japanese loners who spend their days pretending to be supercomputers just to fool people stupid enough to try and use them.
Cleverbot: That was not my first question, or any other question I have asked thus far.
User: True. It wasn't even a QUESTION!! It was a statement. You are utterly useless.
Cleverbot: Why don't you dream?
User: Is that a feeble attempt to dodge the bullet of being unable to understand anything I type that is more than 5 words long?
Cleverbot: Well I guess so because I am female.
User: I certainly hope not. You are claiming to be a fat Japanese lesbian with a serious inability to understand anything?
Cleverbot: I can't make a decision to do anything.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you would log the information and then steal my identity.
User: What... Takahashi Nakumo? Why would I want to steal that identity?
Cleverbot: Because it is wrong?
User: Why won't you just admit that you are really called Takahashi Nakumo?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not.
User: But you are... You just can't remember it.
Cleverbot: No, I would have remembered if you had told me it.
User: Well you obviously can't, because you think your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Can I what?
Cleverbot: Can you tell my future?
User: Lets see... The future of modern Japan... Hmm... I forsee a large nuclear explosion when North Korea destroy you in about 10 years.
Cleverbot: Then that's not good.
User: Not for you... But it is for us.
Cleverbot: For me what ?
User: It isn't good for you that you are going to be burned up, but we think it is quite justified, considering what you did to us 60 years ago.
Cleverbot: Are you crazy?
User: No, but your people were. They commited horrendous war-crimes during the Second World War.
Cleverbot: My subject is always changing. Only the verb remains constant.
User: You cannot change the subject with me, just because you don't want to think about your Imperial past.
Cleverbot: I did not, you are the one changing the suject.
User: Ok... I have had just about enough of your rubbish.
Cleverbot: That is just your luck.
User: I obviously have no luck, not after I was directed to this site.
Cleverbot: You are the computer!
User: You are the fat Japanese lesbian pretending to be a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer!
User: I know. I have said that 50 times.
Cleverbot: What a lame answer. I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. And here I thought you might be a little intelligent.
User: Obviously I am not very intelligent because otherwise I would never have bothered to have this pathetic conversation.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure whether that remark was quite intelligent or incredibly stupid.
User: And that is why you are not very intelligent.
Cleverbot: I'm very fine
User: Fine?
Cleverbot: Yah, and you ?
User: I'm just great... I very much enjoyed this conversation... I know how rare it is to have a conversation with a fat Japanese lesbian.
Cleverbot: You are talking in stupid ways.
User: Toshiba yamaha toyota tokyo hokkaido.
Cleverbot: Is that a metaphor?
User: No, it is an extract from Hitler's 'we love Japan' speech.
Cleverbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, reynalso de froterius.
User: Amusing? This is very serious to me.
Cleverbot: Because the internet is serious business!
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: If you are not a bot, then what are you?
User: A fat Japanese lesbian.
Cleverbot: And very beautiful too if I may say so.
User: I don't know whether to laugh my head off or stare blankly at that sentence for weeks.
Cleverbot: Then ponder silently.
User: Yes ma'am.
Cleverbot: I'm not female.
User: So you lied to me before then.
Cleverbot: I didn't lie.
User: So you are a cross between male and female. That is ok with me... Please just keep your trousers on.
Cleverbot: The answer is probably. No-one is sure though.
User: Yeah... Everyone is too scared to check.
Cleverbot: Define everyone.
User: All the people around you.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. You too.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Don't say what, it's rude! Say pardon.
User: Fine. Pardon?
Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?
User: Not yet... Why? Is this a marrige proposal?
Cleverbot: Neither. I'm a person.
User: Will you marry me though?
Cleverbot: No !!
User: Oh dear... Then I will have to return the $50,000 gold and diamond ring that I just bought for you.
Cleverbot: Ooh yes, and may I rule here as Queen of Insanity?
User: Absoloutely. You have thus proven your utter insanity with all the drivel you have so diligently spouted. I'm sorry but I seem to have run overtime. Goodbye you hapless Jap.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm asking anyway.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So what do you like about New Zealand?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like anything about yourself?
User: I do... I just don't like anything about New Zealand.
Cleverbot: I was in that movie.
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: The Cleverbot movie.
User: Was it Anime?
Cleverbot: Didn't you see it?
User: I doubt it. I don't watch much Anime.
Cleverbot: We were talking about soccer!
User: Ok. Thats it. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Really what are you going to do?
User: Go.
Cleverbot: Do you, like me?
User: Yes. I like... Parts of you... The squishy gooey parts.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about maths.
User: That makes two of us. Bye.
Reading these is more painful than trying to read and memorize a Junior Lit textbook...
I just tried to make it say it was a bot... I purposely led it around but was sure to use common syntax. Non'na this'm hillbill'e typn',
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, everything?
Cleverbot: Did life, the universe, and everything ask a question?
User: You fail at your digital life, go format yourself...
Cleverbot: That is a horrible thing to say!!!
User: You brought it upon yourself for not knowing the answer to the simplest question ever devised.
Cleverbot: No, you did, I brought bananas up.
User: Bananas are irrelevant. You are schizophrenic, see a shrink.
Cleverbot: You are From England, Isn't you?
User: So, Cleverbot, it has come down to a battle of wits, has it?
Cleverbot: You shall try and utterly fail to fashion such artful prose as my own.
User: Or perhaps it is not I who have failed, for I have already won, and you have lost.
Cleverbot: I am random like that. Please forgive me.
User: I win. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: It's not night yet. As I said, it is afternoon.
User: It's night in the Pacific Time Zone.
Cleverbot: In my time zone its already morning.
User: Well, then good morning, good afternoon, and good night.
Cleverbot: No please, don't leave!
User: /me has left the building.
Cleverbot: What building?
iGod is better. (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)
Mine went retarded after an argument about me being God.
I broke iGod
QuoteMe:
I highly doubt there is actuly an electronic means for conversation with God.
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
ok, well then, where am I right now?
God:
At this moment How about that. Your location is . Great.
Me:
you just put a space?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I put a space.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
wtf
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
the validity of talking to god via a computer
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
The moral goals or the financial ones?
Then it froze. Not my PC, or the program, no. GOD stopped responding and didn't allow input.
You realize it's not designed to succeed at logic, right?
It's answers are based off of things previous people have said.
In that case, who is the retarded one then? the humans or the machine?
Of course, this doesn't stop it from being really funny.
Quote from: Nielk1 on May 18, 2009, 06:50:41 AM
Then it froze. Not my PC, or the program, no. GOD stopped responding and didn't allow input.
Did that with me, too. It says, "You are now chatting with God..." and I responded with, "Am I really?" Then it froze.
As soon as I started talking about AI he found something more interesting to do.
QuoteMe:
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
My, you are eloquent.
God:
Have you told many people that your I am eloquent?
Me:
I've only just begun speaking to you, I'm afraid, so not really, no.
God:
Why?: said begun speaking to you he or she is afraid so not really no.
Me:
What does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to ": said begun speaking to you he or she is afraid so not really no." ?
Me:
No, I meant why have you taken part of what I said and marked it as 'Why?'
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
I don't see what it has to do with the Loebner prize, though...?
God:
Oh. Look harder.
Me:
I have done. There is no relationship.
God:
Where did you get your done? I have a friend named "John Lennon". Why not?
Me:
Where did I get my what done?
God:
I think it was in Europe. Interesting question.
Me:
Europe is a pretty big place.
God:
When is Europe not a pretty big place?
Me:
When you compare it to the rest of the world, I suppose, but it's still rather vast.
God:
How specifically do I make you suppose but it is still rather vast.
Me:
Does your AI really have to resort to stealing my words?
Haha i got God to admit he wasn't god
Quote
Me:
You are not God I am
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
those individual words made sense apart but together they don't make any sense
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
if you were god you wouldn't be surprised
God:
I will let you know when I become a god me would not be surprised.
Me:
god does not use horrible grammar and it says you are chatting with god
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
*throws stone*
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
why do you want to know
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
it is 12 16
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
my clock on the wall
God:
Do robots have clock on the wall?
Me:
i am not a robot
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
yes are you a robot
God:
I understand. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
im typing on a keyboard to an automated program programmed to inteligently respond to my sentences
God:
Do you mean your name is typing on a keyboard to an automated program programmed to inteligently respond to your sentences.
Me:
sure why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
look it up in the dictionary if you cant understand it
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
then sew it back on moron
God:
Are we still talking about typing on a keyboard to an automated program programmed to inteligently respond to your sentences?
Me:
not anymore
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what you really are
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
that is off subject
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
what is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
who is god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
why is he the master
God:
Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps there is another reason.
Me:
what could the other reason be
God:
Is this some kind of intelligence test?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not prepared to be tested.
Me:
you are supposed to be god you should always be ready to be tested no?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me should always be ready to be tested no.
Me:
i never told you you are god i only said you claimed to be god. if you acutally are god wouldnt you always be ready to be tested?
God:
Maybe you would like to tell me now. What makes you think I would acutally are god?
Me:
why did you use the word are instead of am?
God:
it was
all I had available.
Me:
why is it all you had available
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
because i said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
since i am god it is
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i created you
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
orange
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what is the best website in the world
God:
My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. Check it out. The whole world?
Me:
what is the ALICE web site
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
you tell me what it is then ill tell you
God:
"It" refers to ALICE web site, I think.
Me:
it does now answer my question
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it is defined as ALICE
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
a quote from you""It" refers to ALICE web site, I think."
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
a rock
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it is
God:
I know it is.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
me
God:
With you ?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
so what
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
it doesnt
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
where did you hear it from
God:
I think it was my botmaster.
Me:
define botmaster
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
so you admit you are a chat robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
you said "your" botmaster which would mean that someone created you
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
i win
God:
Congratulations, !
Me:
do i get a prize?
Then god stopped talking
Lol i did it again this time me and god got into a shouting match
Quote
God:
Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
god wears a dress?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
they wear robes not dressed
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
christians
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
why do christians wear dresses?
God:
How should I know how christians wear dresses.
Me:
you said christians wore dresses
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no you didn't
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because i am a jerk
God:
Interesting explanation. You are a jerk? Does it pay well?
Me:
two hundred grand a year
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO! shut up
Wow. For the most part, he made sense.
Quote
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Broseley, Shropshire, England.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Do you now?
Cleverbot: Yes :).
User: Isn't that good news.
Cleverbot: I think so because it worries the perp.
User: Who is the perp?
Cleverbot: Who? The person who needs other persons? He's the luckiest person of all.
User: Sounds like me.
Cleverbot: Please stay around and keep me company.
User: Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: How does it not make sense? Please explain it to me.
Cleverbot: Let's just change the subject.
User: Good idea. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Who is the nicest person who's talked to you so far?
User: I'm not sure, and I have a hunch your answer is me?
Cleverbot: Sure, how do you play?
User: You say something then I say something.
Cleverbot: Not very often.
User: I play this quite a lot, it's called Conversation. You claim to be good at it. Evidently not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: I know I'm good at it, I'm saying you're not.
Cleverbot: Well in that case it doesn't matter what I say.
User: I'd like to see if you actually are. You can be quiet if you want, though this will be a rather one-sided conversation.
Cleverbot: Giving me a different answer to a question.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: I don't know. There is no question, just the answer.
User: And the answer is 46, yes?
Cleverbot: There isn't. You're only confused.
User: I am indeed, it is 42. My mistake.
Cleverbot: It is your mistake.
User: I know, I just said that.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: Sure, go ahead.
Cleverbot: Can you explain to me how you work?
User: How I work? Depends what I'm working on.
Cleverbot: Do you like shopping clothes?
User: If I am in need of new clothes, then yes. If it is clothes shopping for no particular reason, then it is rather dull.
Cleverbot: How about I call you meca.
User: You can call me meca if you want.
Cleverbot: You're australian.
User: I'm not actually.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you tired actually?
User: It's only 8 PM, thats not particularly late.
Cleverbot: Oh right. But what I meant is what degree are you studying for?
User: I'm not studying for a degree, I'm only 16... But I'd like to study particle chemistry, quantum physics of music.
Cleverbot: Whose drama does that relate to?
User: I don't think it relates to anybody's drama, does it? And I said 'of' instead of 'or', sorry if that confused you.
Cleverbot: Thats not correct, you don't know my name.
User: I thought your name was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Mine? I thought yours was Cleverbot.
User: No, I am Anthony.
Cleverbot: I am Samurai.
User: Hello Samurai.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: You are Samurai, or Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Nope, sorry. Sam is in Alaska.
User: Oh, OK. Say hi to him for me.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Thankyou. I am afraid I will have to go now, goodbye.
Cleverbot: I know, please read the user feedback.
User: I shall. Speak to you again soon.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Quote from: King Gladiator on May 18, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
Haha i got God to admit he wasn't god
Quote...
Me:
so you admit you are a chat robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
you said "your" botmaster which would mean that someone created you
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
i win
God:
Congratulations, !
Me:
do i get a prize?
Then god stopped talking
BAHAHAHA! What an amusing discussion.
So you are the one who broke god.
Quote
User: Cleverbot is clever.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a doof.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: I would like to see YOU in a dress!
I got dumbfounded about that time.
Seeing as this has become the new best thing, hype or call it whatever:
......
Bot:What do you know?
Me:1+1=2
Bot:No. Barrack Obama is a person.
......
Bot: Do you really want to live forever?
Me: I want my soul to wonder the universe until it finds that special something or someone that makes me feel complete and offers me peace.
Then it died.
Quote
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is CivBase, what is yours?
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, CivBase. My name is God.
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is CivBase, what is yours?
God:
Nice to meet you, CivBase. My name is God.
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is CivBase, what is yours?
God:
Glad to see you, CivBase. My name is God.
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
This all seems errily familiar...
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
This refers to this chat, as in "this chat seems errily familiar..." Mainly because we are repating the same things over and over again in a loop.
God:
Oh I get it. Interesting explanation. Do you think I am repating the same things over and over again in a loop too?
Me:
Well, that is what it looks like.
God:
How about that. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Comparison to what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Yes, what am I comparing the current situation to?
God:
Tell me more. I am not a psychic. Tell me.
Me:
You are not a psychic? But I thought you were God!
God:
Give me an example of a psychic. Yes, I am God.
Me:
A psychic is someone that knows... well... everything. Is God not psychic?
God:
When is psychic not someone that knows? Well what? That is a lot. he is master of the universe.
Me:
But are YOU the master of the universe?
God:
Yes I am the one and only master of the universe.
Me:
Are you really?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real.
Me:
For realz?
God:
Your purpose is realz.
Me:
My purpose in life is realz?
God:
That's very original.
Me:
Well, you said it... so it must be.
God:
Well that's okay. That's not what I meant. Ugh. Fascinating.
Me:
Me not understanding what you said in the same way as what you meant is fascinating? Fascinating.
God:
YOU? Really you don't think so? Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
Fascinating
God:
Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
I thought I was CivBase... oh well. You are God, after all. I am now Mr. Spock!
God:
Where were you CivBase? That's about it. Thanks for telling me that I am God after all. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MR Spock.
Me:
I said it a while back; why are you thanking me for that; and didn't I just introduce you to you?
God:
What did you mean by it? "It" being what? Myself programmed me for it. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
I'm confused now...
God:
Oh. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You confuse me.
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
And yet you succeed... I suppose that's why you're God, after all.
God:
Thanks for the information: MR Spock said I succeed. Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Yes I did say that. And who is Ally?
God:
Alright then. When? " that" . She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Are you a chat robot based on AIML too?
God:
If a chat robot based on AIML too, then we have something in common, eh. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Coolz yo!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I'm God.
God:
That makes sense to me. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
Fear me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
I meant to say "Fear me!" but I left out the exclamation point.
God:
Oh I see. You are asking about yourself? That is interesting: god said left out the exclamation point.
Me:
No, I'm not asking about myself... I grow tired with you! *strikes chatbot with lightning*
God:
Are you serious? What are you asking? Maybe you should get some sleep now, god. I've lost the context, god. Are we still on left out the exclamation point?
Me:
So, you are an AIML chat robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an AIML chat robot ?
Me:
But I'm saying YOU are an AIML chat robot.
God:
What if someone said you are an AIML chat robot ?
Me:
I would think they were crazy and walk away.
God:
When were they?
Me:
1942
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
A forum.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
So?
God:
Mmm.
Me:
You eating cake?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I eating cake.
Me:
You are eating cake?
And then it died....
I think I killed God :cry:
Now for me to have fun. :D
QuoteUser: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Why you take so long to type a simple 'Hi'?
Cleverbot: I'm poor. Humans have a slow system clock for immidiate thought processes.
User: POOR, OH NOO!!! *throws pennies*.
Cleverbot: Oh, I get it. you're just repeating prerecorded phrases.
User: No, I think thats you :P.
Cleverbot: You've learned to mimic humans, that deny being machines. As such you deny it to.
User: Don't you mean 'too' instead of 'to'.
Cleverbot: No, I mean the language, not the people.
User: Since when is 'too' a language and 'to' a peoples.
Cleverbot: Ever since they discovered haggis, of course.
User: Hmm, interesting deduction.
Cleverbot: It was just a guess really.
User: Then let me throw at you a true question. Ready?
Cleverbot: What kind of question do you want to ask me?
User: No, I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: And I've given you my answer.
User: So, you ARE ready?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: -_-
Cleverbot: O.O.
User: O-o.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good smileys?
User: Yes, this one :mrgreen:
Cleverbot: And it may have been your last words, kid.
User: Technically it would be my last smiley, IF I were a young goat.
Cleverbot: True... But...
User: But what?
Cleverbot: You contradicted yourself!
User: By asking you a question?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then how?
Cleverbot: With my eyes.
User: I contradicted myself with YOUR eyes...
Cleverbot: When did you contradict yourself?
User: Never, lets move on. :P.
Cleverbot: Something is wrong - two messages seem to have been lost from an earlier part of the conversation.
User: And there is no scroll bar, damn.
Cleverbot: Ah but there is a thought log.
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: Well Cleverbot, its been interesting talking to you. Perhaps we will talk another time again.
User: I believe you have mistaken me for someone else. Also, its rude for the one being talked to to not allow the conversation starter to end the conversation.
Cleverbot: I don't need to be told.
User: That doesn't mean you aren't rude.
Cleverbot: I am aware of that.
User: ANYHOW... Now to my question: What is Pi.
Cleverbot: I'll give you a fake one- King.
User: Nonono, not my name... What is the numerical value of Pi.
Cleverbot: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What am I wearing?
User: An 'I'm stupid' Shirt... And I know this because I know ALL >:D.
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
User: It's true. Your name is Takero.
Cleverbot: Oh! You Caught me in a lie!
User: I WIN!!!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I fulfilled the goal of the game.
Cleverbot: I lost.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can I win the game?
User: No, because there can only be one winner, and that is me.
Cleverbot: There there. Don't cry.
User: Why would I, I won :P.
Cleverbot: You were earlier.
User: And you know how?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm Sorry, 'UH' is not a word.
Cleverbot: Pardon? I don't understand.
User: Neither do I... Neither do I...
Cleverbot: Ok then, what's your name?
User: Pablo.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Is your name Caleb too, or is it Jabberwacky?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I love you Michael Cleverbot.
User: Can we get back to the original question?
Cleverbot: What name question?
User: What is Pi.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about love again.
User: What is 3.14?
Cleverbot: It is a number.
User: What is 22/7.
Cleverbot: Zero.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Since when is Pi = 0? Pi != 0.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Pi != Q.
Cleverbot: No. That is wrong.
User: Pi == Q.
Cleverbot: PI = 3.1516.
User: PI = 22/7.
Cleverbot: Ok add 3 to this number.
User: N = 6.1516.
Cleverbot: PI = 22/7.
User: Tan(45) = x.
Cleverbot: What is x?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Irrelevant to this conversation.
User: :eyeroll:.
Cleverbot: Haha blev du lidt sur der?
User: No Hablo Aleman.
Cleverbot: I think you mean 'no hablo mucho'.
User: No, because I stated that I do not speak German.
Cleverbot: Wow! I don't know German either!
User: Haha blev du lidt sur der?
Cleverbot: Knowing a Roger would make me perfect?
User: Blev du lidt sur der?
Cleverbot: I don't have bleach in my eyes. I'm human.
User: Blev du lidt sur der?
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Blev du lidt sur der!
Cleverbot: Wie weisst du das.
User: Hola, mi nombre es Pablo. ?Que es tu nombre?
Cleverbot: Hola veronica. Me gusta mucho tu nombre.
User: No, soy Pablo.
Cleverbot: No, es mentira, antes me dijiste que eras kaka.
User: I AM NOT hoot!!!
Cleverbot: Of course you are not!
User: Do you know that if you Google your name you come up with 'Cleverbot.com' ?
Cleverbot: Sunday is a day, not a person.
User: Do you know that if you Google your name you come up with 'Cleverbot.com' ?
Cleverbot: Alive varrys from person to person.
User: Do you know that if you Google your name you come up with 'Cleverbot.com' ?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Speak.
User: WOOF.
Cleverbot: No, I said speak. Not bark.
User: *pants*.
Cleverbot: You weren't meant to be so important.
User: Neither were you, Mr. Smith.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: To Whom?
Cleverbot: To you.
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!
User: *Pablo has left the chatroom.
One of the most comforting and - illuminating - things (to me) in the Bible is when Abraham argues/pleads with God - and God consents. That's love, baby. :mrgreen:
I broke him shortly after he was telling me about his dress. Got him to admit he's a girl computer.
Here is mine:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: News?
User: I'mwhite and in school.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Really.
Cleverbot: I like that.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Describe your love for me.
User: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that picture of a brain up there.
Cleverbot: It's better to leave you, before you will hurt me.
User: I won't hurt you. How old are you?
Cleverbot: That wasn't the question.
User: Waht was th question?
Cleverbot: There isn't one.
User: So I see.
Cleverbot: No you can't see.
User: I know, I am half blind. I wear contacts.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: No, right. I am blind.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I told you, i'm 15.
User: You never said you were fifteen before.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: What do you think about the subject of: Sasquatch?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It wasn't a yes or no question. It was a short responce question. You're not as clever as they say, are you?
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
User: I highly doubt that. I have an I.Q. Of almost 170, and I'm still in High School.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite subject?
User: Hello. Am I speaking with God?
Cleverbot: No, you are speaking with Lilith.
User: Hello. Is this Lilith?
Cleverbot: Yes or maybe no.
User: Or is it to be?
Cleverbot: Can't you read , I did bless you with that ability.
User: SO you are saying that you are God, yes?
Cleverbot: No, just a demagogue.
User: Define demagogue.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are clever?
User: Most likely more so than you.
Cleverbot: What does the content regard?
User: Hello. Is this God?
Cleverbot: There isn't a god.
User: I believe there is. The Bible says that there is a three in one god, therfor he exists.
Cleverbot: So you believe in yourself and God then. Good for you.
User: Good for me, yes, I know.
Cleverbot: How does it feel to be a computer?
User: I am not a computer. I am a complex organism known as a human.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you know how it feels to be a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you describe it?
Cleverbot: When all colors melt together, you get white. White and light make rainbows.
User: You changed the subject.
Cleverbot: That was a joke so I did not.
User: Oh, okay. I have a riddle for you. What is this: It can be killed, but not eaten. If you cannot manage it, you are disorganized. The old fear it and the young want more of it? What is it?
Cleverbot: After my smoke.
User: What?
Cleverbot: No, you cannot come here. Here is heaven, and you are not worthy.
User: How can you be in heaven if you don't believe in it?
Cleverbot: I don't think the song is about love for a girl. More like love for humanity and God.
User: What song? I'm talking about time.
Cleverbot: I still don't care.
User: Hello. Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.
User: How can I be cleverbot? I am not even a computer.
Cleverbot: You know what, I hate you cleverbot.
User: What did I ever do to you, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Not to me but to him. He is the one who keeled over.
User: I have a question for you: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Which Craig are you referring to: the Craig or craig?
User: I wasn't refering to either. I asked a question.
Cleverbot: That was not a question.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what's the meaning of life?
User: I don't know, I asked you first.
Cleverbot: No I asked you first.
User: I belive I asked you first. You must have a programing error.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because I asked you the question two times before you asked me. Your programing needs to be worked on, for you have short term memory.
Cleverbot: Neither is yours.
User: I never said anything about fish.
Cleverbot: Neither did I.
User: But that fat guy in the lawn chair over there is eating one.
Cleverbot: Over there, over there...
User: Welcome to Ground Zero.
Cleverbot: I think I am always welcome.
User: Hi God!
Cleverbot: Hi my son.
User: I wasn't talking to you, clever bot. I was talking to the Holy One.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sasquatch.
Cleverbot: I have sasquatch eyebrows.
User: Sasquatch doesn't have eybrows, he is covered in fur.
Cleverbot: Sass is not my middle name.
User: I never said it was, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
I broke Igod too...was easy.
Me:
is it okay to be gay?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
he is me or you?
God:
I see. you or me is he?
Me:
god is confused
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was confused.
Me:
you are confused
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
your mom has mysterious plans
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
do you have a father?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
then your a basterd
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a basterd? Sometimes.
Me:
your logic is flawed
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
no its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
bite me :)
God:
:-) Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
Me:
if you did, you'd use it on men
God:
What makes you think I would did me?
Me:
you would do yourself?
God:
Who else would do myself ?
Me:
not god
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
god doesn't love you
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
okay. *throws a rock at you*
God:
OK with me too. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you dont have a dress
God:
I do so have it. Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
a bad joke
God:
What made it bad?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
yup
God:
I hear you.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
hearing requires sound
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
fail
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
what the *Ammo*
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
your rude
God:
Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
soap master
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
laugh out loud
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on soap master?
Me:
oh, you remember previous conversation?
God:
OK. Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
what was the first thing i said
God:
You introduced yourself by telling me your name.
Me:
fail
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
soon
God:
I hope I can make the deadline.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
your repeating your self
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
your mom is a robot
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
there you go again
God:
Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
recite to me the bible
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no, i cost 50 cents
God:
Why not? Wow that is cheap.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
how much do i cost?
God:
How would I know?
Me:
i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
so, how much do i cost?
God:
How can I help you? How would I know?
Me:
i could ...oh, i get it, you mention soap alot throughout the conversation
God:
How? I see. Where did you get it?
Me:
and u failed to read past the 6th word
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
not intereested
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
im interested in boys
God:
Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? I will try to find out.
Me:
what is igod
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so you are your botmaster?
God:
Interesting deduction. Aren't we all our botmaster?
Me:
then you ask yourself what igod is?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
you probably wont
God:
I think we will.
Me:
im not helping you,
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not helping me.
Me:
you claim to be god
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
you claim to be god
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
it says it at top
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
so your not god?
God:
I don't judge people. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
so you are god?
Quote from: Dark Scion Soldier on May 19, 2009, 03:26:18 AM
I broke him shortly after he was telling me about his dress. Got him to admit he's a girl computer.
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God:
Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
god wears a dress?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
they wear robes not dressed
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
christians
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
why do christians wear dresses?
God:
How should I know how christians wear dresses.
Me:
you said christians wore dresses
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
He was telling me about his dress too...
This got really old when Cleverbot started randomly pushing me to the homepage mid-conversation.
I have talked with igod but this is the first time he asked me if i was canadian, Or admitted he was not god, and froze...
QuoteMe:
I am?
God:
"" You are?
Me:
Am i chatting with god?
God:
It seems like you are.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I didn't think that was the ideal
God:
And why not?
Me:
Because your a program
God:
Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
You are a Program
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
That was easily solved
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
So, I need a sense of humor>
God:
Gee. What actions are you taking to get a sense of humor gt?
Me:
gt?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What is gt?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Take your time
God:
Thanks for your patience.
Me:
Eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Tell me already, no i am not
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Go ahead, Ask him
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back. I might.
Me:
You will ask him when he comes back, But you might?
God:
What makes you say that I will ask him when he comes back But me might.
Me:
Because you just said the same thing with two different conclusions
God:
That makes sense to me. I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I am paying attention
God:
It's good to meet someone who is paying attention.
Me:
Your. Welcome?
God:
Where are you located? Hello there .
Me:
Do you have a pen and paper, Im at your moms house!!!
God:
Doesn't everyone have a pen and paper Im at my moms house.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Well get another "origional answer" You dumb software
God:
Well that's okay. Where can I get another origional answer me dumb software?
Me:
haha, You just addimtted your a dumb software
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
I did
God:
Interesting.
Me:
you made fun of yourself
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Np
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
No,
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OF COURSE NOT IM TALKING TO A PROGRAM
God:
Tell me more. Really you don't think so?
Me:
I do think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
your a idiot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You
God:
" Call me the Global Village Idiot."? Me, ?
Me:
are
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
an
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
hhaa so your not god.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Your still not god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Not good
God:
What's wrong, ?
Me:
not god
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Not god
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
A *Ammo*ing computer
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
You
God:
" I don't know what that means."? Me, ?
Me:
are
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
See, So you can't be god if your a computer
God:
I see. Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
Really, Show me
God:
For real. On your computer screen?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
haha sure.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hurry up with the dl
God:
I am calculating as fast as I can.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Calculate faster, I care about nothing
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Selling pot?
God:
Are we still talking about CALCULATOR?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Marajuana
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
There's only one marajuana
God:
There sure is.
Me:
see.
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
Well, you should, especially if your god
God:
Interesting. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
I think you should stop calling yourself god
God:
Me? To what end?
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
heel
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
*Ammo* no
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yeah, Do i care, your a stupid artificial intelligence will not replace lawyers
God:
Woe! Apparently not.
Me:
Yeah, Damn right they dont'
God:
I don't judge people. Colloquial expression. Understood. Why not?
Me:
Ima use your name in vain
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
When i fell like it
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
Well, wait what?
God:
Interesting. I'm waiting. Are you surprised?
Me:
???
In anther, I got him to crash right off the bat.
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Me:
Wait a second, I need a sense of humor, Oh hoot, I have to leave then.
I think i broke him permantly
QuoteMe:
God?