Rise of the Blackdogs

[Spawn]

Anyone ever heard of POWERTHIRST?

[bigbadbogie]

all you had to say was sarsaparilla -- and i hate that crap

[VSMIT]

There are many different kinds of root beer, though.  Boot Reer is my personal favorite, but nothing beats a cold Dr. Pepper.

VSMIT.

[anomaly]

A&W here, nothing better, I do not really like most of the others, especially Barq's, tastes like black licorice.

Dude, the licorice flavoring is what makes it good!
And we don't have A&W around here anymore 
Occasionally I find a restaurant with Mug but, man, Coca-Cola has its grip on everthing.

[General BlackDragon]

How in gods name did ROTBD turn into Root Beer? 

[Spawn]

I blame xenu.

[mrtwosheds]

I think I see what must be happening...Somewhere out in the Atlantic ocean there must be some sort of "Beer Triangle" that swallows all knowledge from passing travellers of how to make real beer...Abominations such as those mentioned above must have resulted from its victims attempts to regain this lost sacred knowledge through vile experimentation on children, prisoners and the mentally deficient. 

I only used this laughing smiley because I can't find one that actually vomits.

[Red Devil]

Boil, mash, sparge, boil, hop, yeast, ferment, keg, carbonate, chill, drink. 

[mrtwosheds]

carbonate.... might as well throw it away after this.
Beer should be stored at around 50 f or 10 centigrade.

[technoid]

Boil, mash, sparge, boil, hop, yeast, ferment, keg, carbonate, chill, drink. 

Samwise?

[VSMIT]

He forgot to stick 'em in a stew.